hasufin:

samiholloway:

tastefullyoffensive:

I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture

Cursed artifact: Stairs of Discontinuity.

Exposure has a 90% chance of causing a concussion, but a 10% chance of spontaneously increasing your parkour skill

unfriendlygayguy:

agnesmontague:

mlarayoukai:

Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!

Oh Ted Cruz would love these

conzoop:

rabbits be like

um

umm..

ⓘ 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮

whalewithay:

yellow pikmin are my favorite

mossworm:

A gift

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

faithdeans:

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

IT WORKS!!!!

MP3 PALYER

greathoughtsphilosopy:

the trout cutlet i placed in soil and fertilized near my home has recently grown large enough to think and it keeps grabbing at my vape pen and moaning and slapping at me with its gay oily hands

wickednintendosblog:

pointnclick:

always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here